Warning: Really bizarre spoilers that would only happen on Riverdale ahead!
*sips wine, crosses legs, and clears throat*
We need to discuss Riverdale‘s season three finale. So much happens, I stared at my TV screen for a solid two minutes after it was over just to process everything. It’s been a very long, very convoluted season filled with crazy moments involving a cult that’s led by a hot dude, nostalgic musicals, and, to be honest, people who just don’t know what to do with their free time. Over the course of 22 episodes, we’ve racked up more questions than answers, but the finale does tie up some loose ends (so it seems) while introducing new mysteries, including a very cryptic flash-forward. So let’s get started, shall we?