Bad puns and one big 360° eye roll are signs you’ve encountered a dad joke. It can happen anywhere—a Thanksgiving dinner, your graduation, a 5-minute phone call to your mom (dad picking up the phone every time is one of the greatest unexplained mysteries), or during a drive to the supermarket. But the point is, unlike our dads, they never get old.
Luckily, the endless source of impossibly cringy dad jokes, puns, one-liners, and wisdom bites has been discovered so that humanity can now be sure we never run out of them.
Please get ready for the top selections from the Dad Says Jokes Instagram account, which now has a cult following of 2 million, and trust me—they all know what they signed up for. Upvote your faves and share your personal daddest jokes in the comment section below! And be sure to check out part 1 and part 2.